Meaty fluff

Alright. This I gotta say. I am NOT a fan of either Texas or USC, but that game the other night was one of the best games I have ever seen!!! It was incredible! I was proud that the Buckeyes almost beat Texas earlier this year. At the time, I was upset, but by the end of that game the other night I was like "We got beat by those guys a couple weeks ago! Isn't that cool! They scored just like that against OSU a few weeks ago! Wow!" It was pathetic, but you had to have been there. Wow.

In other fluff. My friend Warren Komis has alerted me to the existence of a human flesh substitute. Yes, you heard right. A substitute meat product that tastes like human. Now all of you out there who have been dying for a people burger, but have been held back by those silly laws and morals, can get yourselves out there and get some albeit fake people meat! This is not a joke, and you can order off their website. They have a nice "escape" button if you can't handle it and need to leave faster than you can click your close button... hmmm... no comment. Anyway, here's the link.

In other Warren Komis news... here is a picture of his bike. I am not kidding you. I miss this guy so much. Never a boring day with Warren.